So you’re copping a pair of hair clippers, huh? Good choice. Maybe you read through one of the handy guides on Esquire dot com (I’m shameless, really) or maybe you’re one of the few people who remembers my great hair-cutting fiasco of 2010, when, after coming home from a haircut displeased with the results, I took a regular old electric shaver to the sides of my hair to “straighten them out” and ended up completely fucked for like a full month of 8th grade.
To this day I’m still not sure exactly how it happened. All I know is I took a step back to look at myself in the mirror, turned slightly to the side, and noticed two fucking hefty patches of scalp chilling on the side of my dome like a prairie dog poking its furry little head out from underneath some arid flatland. That shit fucked me up for real. You know how hard it is trying to find new ways to rock a hat for, like, three weeks straight?
Take it from me, man—tracking down the right pair of hair clippers is worth the effort. Whether you’re looking to shave it all off for good or trying to give yourself a little touch-up every now and then, investing in the proper tools is crucial, especially when you don’t have the added luxury of being able to hightail it to the closest barber should things go terribly, terribly awry. The good news is, armed with the right equipment, cutting your own hair can liberate you from the tyranny of the every-two-weeks appointment and the, “Hey man, any chance I could swing by for a cut later today” texts. For now, though, I wouldn’t recommend getting too jiggy with it. Just stick to what you already know works and proceed with caution. Start by giving yourself a cut that’s particularly suited to your head shape, and remember: upkeep is key.
Don’t be like me. Buy the right pair of hair clippers and do your best to avoid any at-home haircut debacles. Good luck out there, gentlemen. Godspeed.
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Professional Black 5 Star Senior Clipper
Wahl is one of the biggest names when it comes to hair clippers, and its Professional 5 Star model is (no surprise) favored by pros in barbershops the world over, and has been for decades. The senior clipper allows easy adjustments to taper or texture on the fly, all without changing a blade (and also comes cordless if that’s more your thing).
Philips Norelco OneBlade Hybrid Electric Trimmer and Shaver
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You can shave or trim with this guy, and unlike some other options designed for at-home use, it’s pretty damn good at giving your a clean edge where you need it. It’s more suited to beard maintenance than a haircut, but if you’ve decided a fully—or very nearly—bald dome is your next move, hey, no one’s going to fault you for using the OneBlade to get it.
Andis 32400 Slimline Pro Lithium Ion T-Blade Trimmer
If you’re looking to create clean edges at home, go in without a guard and shape things up to your heart’s content. And if you’re looking for a full-on buzzcut, you can do that, too. Just note that the guards that come with this Andis clipper only go up to a 3, so don’t expect to keep too much length.
BaBylissPRO Barberology Cord/Cordless FlashFX Trimmer
You can run this one corded or cordless. The battery life is a little shorter than some of its competitors when unplugged—1.25 hours—but that should be more than enough time to tackle the back of your head without getting hung up on a cord.
Wahl Professional 5-Star Series Cord/Cordless Detailer
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The T-shaped blade means lineups will be a lot easier than they would be with a standard clipper. Plus, Wahl is a barbershop go-to, so you know you’re getting something sturdy and efficient. One thing to keep in mind: The guards for this guy only go up to 3/16″, so it’s best for very short haircuts, beard trims, and the aforementioned lineups.
Andis 74000 Professional Cordless T-Outliner Beard/Hair Trimmer
Another T-shaped blade means another trimmer that’s particularly adept and giving you clean lines. This one packs a lot of power into its cordless design, and the barbershop-quality build means you can rely on it even when you’re (eventually) able to venture outside your home for a cut again.
Master Adjustable Blade Clipper
The Andis Master is a tried-and-true barbershop classic, in part because if you treat it correctly, it’ll be the only clipper you’ll ever need to invest in. The Master’s endearingly retro look masks an extremely powerful engine that can precisely cut through even the thickest thickets of hair with ease, which means your lockdown mane will be no match. The corded version spotlighted here is a bit less pricey, but Andis now sells an excellent cordless update to the style, too.
The Oster Fast Feed is a corded clipper, and barbershop staple, ideal for maintaining close crops or fades. The Fast Feed is beloved for its overall durability, and won’t lose a bit of its signature power (or heat up excessively) at any point throughout the day. Far from being a burden, its 8 feet (!) of cord provide the length you need to move around freely in the makeshift salon that is your home, especially if you need to reach a faraway outlet tucked behind some dusty crevice in the bathroom.
Professional Hair Clipper
It should come as little surprise that Panasonic is responsible for one of the most precisely engineered products in modern grooming. The brand’s hair clipper is a deceptively durable, professional-grade product that features a ruthlessly efficient linear motor and carbon blade that can cut from 0.8 to 2 millimeters without attachments, and up to 15 mm with ’em. The clipper features a dial system that allows for seamlessly selecting different lengths on the go, all wrapped up in an impact-proof outer body so sleek it almost looks futuristic.
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