If you haven’t noticed just yet, this July 4th is shaping up to be a bit different than any others before it. Social distancing aside, it sure seems strange toasting a country that—to put it bluntly—has really shit the bed lately in, like, every way imaginable. Police brutality? Check. Spiking cases of a deadly new virus with no end in sight? Of course. Largely incompetent leadership that seems wholly satisfied doing fuck all about any of it? What do you think this is, amateur hour? Largely incompetent leadership is a house specialty here.
And yet, a holiday weekend sans any snide remarks of your annoyingly uppity cousin or holier-than-thou sober friend is a holiday weekend I can get behind. So this time around, go ahead and celebrate America’s rapidly diminishing status in the global arena via the only balm we have left to believe in: retail therapy, baby. Take advantage of the perennial state of sales we seem to be living in by copping some new summer heat—all at a bargain price—and then pretending like you have somewhere (anywhere!) to go, even if the only place you’re headed is straight into the bathroom for a nice, long ugly-cry.
And America? Get your shit together. Because we’re all about fed up with dealing with your antics and I’m not sure we can make it another year without giving you the real dressing-down you deserve.
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