14 Bald Halloween Costumes So Easy You Might Just Want to Dress Up This Year

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: When it comes to Halloween, if you’re bald, the world is your oyster. Long ago, so let’s just say “pre-bald you,” October 31 probably required some serious effort. You had the whole to wig or not to wig dilemma. (Been there.) You probably stood in front of your bathroom mirror with the inner thought of whether your current haircut could pass as part of the costume. (Also, been there.) And don’t even get me started on the whole styling your hair ordeal, but now, thanks to your smooth as hell head, this whole dressing-up thing is a piece of cake.

While the dressing-up piece is a bit easier, you still have the whole “choose your costume” deal to handle. Lucky for you, I did the hard part for you and found some of the best costumes for bald people around. Some will bring laughs, others a bit of scare, but most importantly, they’re the kind you can do last-minute. So go forth, and get ready for Halloween 2021 to be as easy as taking giving candy to a baby.

1 Morpheus from ’The Matrix’

Sure, Laurence Fishburne won’t be returning as Morpheus in the upcoming fourth Matrix movie but you can keep the magic alive by going as none other than the man himself this All Hallows Eve.

2 Round Clip On Nose Sunglasses

PROSOOL Sunglasses

It doesn’t get more late ’90s fashion than this. 

3 Noho Hank from ‘Barry’

The most loveable Chechen mobster around, everybody: Mr. Noho Hank! Grab your nearest polo, a nice watch, a sharpie to recreate some of his questionable ink, and you’re good to go.

4 Kayser Polo Shirt

It’ll fit nice and snug, just how Hank would like it. 

5 Michael Jordan circa 1995

All those hours spent over-analyzing every little detail from the docuseries The Last Dance should go towards something, right?

6 Mens Basketball Jersey

If you escaped the depths of your collegiate days without a collection of NBA jerseys, I salute you. Make up for lost time with a bone a fide icon: the classic Bulls-era Jersey.

7 Charlie Brown

You too can go as the most famous bald child this world has ever seen: Mr. Charlie Brown! Corral your friends together and have them fill out the rest of Peanuts crew to really sell this ‘fit.

8 Peanuts Charlie Brown T-Shirt

Custom Kingdom

A little mustard yellow never hurt anybody. 

9 Mace Windu from ‘Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith’

Dressing up as a Jedi is always a good idea, even if your character doesn’t necessarily have a happy ending.

10 Jedi Robe Cosplay Costume

A sure winner, especially when paired with this.

11 Dr. Evil from ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.’

Is Dr. Evil the most villainy villain around? Hell no! But is recreating this costume super easy? Hell yes!

12 Deluxe Gray Suit

Fun Costumes

Now all you’re missing is a hairless cat! (Like I said, dude: so easy.) 

13 Luke Hobbs from the ‘Fast & Furious’ Franchise

While there’s a plethora of characters you can dress up as from the Fast & Furious franchise, there’s just something about Dwayne Johnson’s Hobbs that feels oh so right.

14 Men’s Weighted Tee

Richer Poorer

With backings from celebs to normies, Richer Poorer knows how to make really great basics, like this ultra-soft tee. 

15 Bane from “The Dark Knight Rises’

Sure, every Halloween is filled with your usual DC Comics villains, but how often are they Bane?

16 Bane Mask

Now all you have to do is work on perfecting your Bane impression.

17 Mike Tyson

If you’ve got a shaky hand feel free to skip copying Tyson’s signature face tattoo and set your sights on going as the younger version of the famous boxer.

18 Pro Style Training Boxing Glove

Finally! A Halloween costume prop you can use for just more than your costume.  

19 Pitbull

Channeling your inner Mr. Worldwide is easier than you think. Throw on your best suit and most oversized aviators, snag a microphone, and hit the road.

20 61MM Metal Pilot Sunglasses

A pair of shades that’ll compliment any face shape. 

21 RuPaul

Do you have a bold suit hanging in your closet that’s been waiting to see the light of day? Pair it with a really great pair of frames, and you have just one of RuPaul’s many (many) signature looks in the bag.

22 Cropped Single-Breasted Suit

Viktor & Rolf

A statement suit like no other. 

23 Walter White from ‘Breaking Bad’

It’s been a while since Walter White graced our TVs, but the character’s signature style can easily be located in almost any wardrobe. All you’ll need for this costume is a lightweight jacket, a neutral-colored pair of trousers, and some loafers.

24 Finisterre Stafford


A jacket that you’ll wear long past October 31. 

25 Voldemort from the ‘Harry Potter’ Franchise

If playing the bad guy means you’ll avoid the dreaded “Who are you supposed to be?” question all night, going as He Who Should Not Be Named doesn’t sound so bad.

26 Wizard Cloak

An essential of the Halloween costume wardrobe: the classic black hooded robe. 

27 Steve Harvey

The suit! The chance to pretend like you host a game show! The opportunity to see if you, too, could pull off a mustache! C’mon, you got this.

28 Kincaid No. 2 Slim-Fit Cotton-Blend Seersucker Suit


‘Stache not included.  

Commerce Editor Bianca Rodriguez is the Commerce Editor/Writer at Hearst Magazines Digital Media, where she covers fashion, beauty, home, and more.

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