The Best Body Groomers to Help You Trim Wherever Your Heart Desires

At first glance you probably come across as a fairly well-groomed guy, right? You shower regularly. You wear deodorant. You recently discovered a new signature scent. You can grow a decent amount of facial hair and are equally decent at keeping it under control. But, let’s be honest here— as a dude, the bar ain’t always set all that high when it comes to exceeding people’s expectations in the grooming department. (In other words, the double-standard members of the opposite sex encounter on a day-to-day basis is very real and very outdated.)

It’s time to get with the times, guy. Which means even the hair on parts of your body typically covered by (admittedly excellent) clothing when you’re out and about in public should be on-point. Now, what “on-point” means is different for everyone. I’m not necessarily saying you should be puritanical about ridding yourself of every little hair you find in the various nooks and crannies of your nooked-and-crannied body. Go completely au naturale, should you so desire! But if you’ve plumbed the depths of your psyche and discovered that, yeah, doing a little body grooming sounds like a good plan, you might want to check in with yourself a bit more than you have been.

But don’t do it for me. Don’t even do it for your partner(s). Do it for yourself. Because you know that new-haircut feeling you get when you walk out of the barbershop and stop to admire your cut in every reflective surface you pass on the way home? That’s exactly how your body’s going to feel once you’re through grooming it.

Maybe you’re already a bona fide grooming expert looking to compare notes on where to make your next purchase, or maybe you’re a relative novice looking to score any guidance you can get. Either way, the trimmer options rounded up here take all the guesswork out of the process by doing their absolute best to make the path towards a better-groomed you slightly less hairy (puns!) while ensuring you don’t completely fuck it up along the way.

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All-in-One Grooming Kit

If you’re looking for a budget option, this straightforward trimmer can double as your beard trimmer as well as a body groomer. It comes with all the attachments you need and features stainless steel blades designed to cut through even thick, coarse hair. With the attachments, you get 14 possible lengths which means you can customize the length wherever you’re trimmer (no more choosing between completely shaved or leaving it long). The price isn’t top-of-the-line, but the features and efficacy will make you feel like it is.

All Access Men’s Bodygroomer

First things first: if you’re in the market for any sort of grooming product right now, you might have to do some digging. Most models are sold out across the board and tracking down the one you’re looking for via a somewhat reputable retailer can be a hassle. When it comes to buying a body groomer, keep an eye out for earlier versions of the model you’re interested in —you’ll be way more likely to find one in stock, and they tend to have almost all of the same features as their newer counterparts. Case in point: Remington’s since released sleeker updates of this model, but almost all are sold out and this one more than does the trick.

OneBlade Face + Body Hybrid Electric Trimmer

Philips Norelco

There’s a lot to love about this unique trimmer. The blade and handle are shaped more like a razor, so if you’re not used to a bulky trimmer, this is a great option (plus it’s lightweight like the razor you’re used to). The blade cuts close—like actually shaves—unlike other trimmers that don’t shave down right to the skin. This “body” version comes with a variety of length combs so tailoring the length of hair to different places on your body (including your beard) is a breeze. Perhaps best of all, it’s small and lightweight for hassle-free trimming on the go.

Manscaper Body Groomer

The features of this new body trimmer read like a checklist of everything you want from your ideal groomer. It’s completely waterproof so you can use it in the shower (goodbye messy cleanup), the blades are specially designed for, shall we say, sensitive skin and cut through even coarse hair with ease, the wraparound safety guard protects your skin from nicks and cuts, and it boasts 100 minutes of run time on a single charge. But the most innovative thing about this groomer is the length dial, which is able to adjust the blades to 20 different lengths, which means you get way more length options than you do with any other trimmer on this list and can go from short to long (and anywhere in between) without stopping to switch guards.

Ultimate Pro Back Shaver

Mangroomer

There are hard-to-reach parts of your body, and then there are there are the areas that are beyond human capabilities. Indeed, it’s strenuous enough scratching an itch on your back, let alone shaving clumps of hair. But Mangroomer has you covered. The brand’s back shaver with its patented design lets you groom and trim with ease. And if you have extra thick and course hair, just make sure to press the Power Burst button.

Bodygroom Series 7000 Showerproof Dual-Sided Body Trimmer and Shaver for Men, BG7030/49

Philips Norelco

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Philips makes some of the most technically capable body groomers in the game, and its Series 7000 trimmer represents the best of what the brand has to offer at a relative bargain of a price. The two-headed device allows for a seamless transition between areas you want completely shaved and others you only want to trim, and its ergonomic design means it won’t be slipping out of your hand while you’re reaching around tricky angles.

The Ballber Groin Hair Trimmer

Happy Nuts

Grooming your gonads can be a real fucking pain. From the folds and sags to fact that they’re situated in a hard-to-navigate part of the body, trimming your nuts takes a lot of effort. Happy Nuts, as its name clearly suggests, is here to help with the precarious process. This slim-shape razor, aptly called the Ballber, features two cutting edges that makes it easy to shave in every direction.

Lawn Mower 3.0

If you’ve seen Manscaped’s advertisements anywhere online and are feeling wary, worry not: The brand is more than its tongue-in-cheek marketing statements. Its Lawn Mover 3.0 model, while still cheekily named, might actually represent what the brand refers to as the next frontier in below-the-waist trimming. It’s specifically engineered to protect you from any potential fuckups when you’re at your most exposed, and comes complete with adjustable guide combs that can handle any amount of hair, no matter how coarse.

Electric Body Groomer

Panasonic’s signature body groomer comes with three angled heads so you can more easily maneuver around hard-to-reach areas of your body, including certain regions that’d be otherwise nearly impossible to shave evenly. Plus, its sure grip means it’ll be hard to slip up when you’re handling anything even remotely close to your private parts, so you can shave with a steady hand (and a regular heartbeat).

The Trimmer

This trimmer was clearly made with body grooming in mind—it checks all the boxes you want from a top-of-the-line trimmer. It’s cordless for easy handling, waterproof so you can use it in the shower for easy cleanup, the blades are rounded to help prevent nicking and painful tugging on your most sensitive parts, and it comes with length combs so you can leave a little length if you want. The brand says it’s specifically designed for below the belt trimming and shaving, but we’ve found it delivers anywhere on your body you want to take it.

Multi-Grooming Kit

Braun’s multi-grooming kit includes everything you could ever need when it comes to giving your body hair a long-overdue upgrade. Among other things, the kit comes with four different combs and an adjustable dial—covering over a dozen precision lengths—and a specific trimmer attachment for almost every body part you have capable of growing hair. Plus it’s fully washable, which makes it super easy to clean and means you can use it in the shower if that’s more your thing.

Beard Trimmer

Yes, this is technically billed as a beard trimmer, but the power and consistency works just as well on other bushy parts of the body. The blades—which adjust to zero-gap without a screwdriver—are antimicrobial, and repel dirt and oil, so they stay cleaner longer. Just be sure to be careful. This thing’s powerful, and (gently!) testing on sensitive areas is highly recommended.

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Source : Esquire