The Best Things to Buy From Everlane’s Latest ‘Choose What You Pay’ Sale

Dude, the thing I’ve never understood about Everlane’s “Choose What You Pay” sale is who the fuck is out here willingly paying the higher price? This shit makes literally no sense to me, like, at all. What late stage of capitalism is this? Someone please weigh in here. Am I a cruel, coldhearted cheapskate with no sympathy for the plight of others and people are, in fact, routinely spending more than they have to on extremely well-priced wardrobe staples? I mean, I can’t be the only one not getting this.

And yet, apparently, since Everlane rolled out the concept, almost 10% of customers choose to pay more than the lowest listed price. Go figure. Almost restores your faith in humanity, doesn’t it?

Give in to the absurdity of your good fortune and think of someone other than yourself for once, you selfish prick. (I’m fully projecting here. I’m the selfish prick. I apologize.) If you opt to pay the bare minimum, maybe pass on the savings to a charity, or if you’re feeling like direct action is the play, cop two and give one away to a friend or someone in need. Just, you know, be decent. And get some decent new clothes while you’re at it. Here are 10 can’t-miss picks.

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The Premium Weight Relaxed Crew – Washed Moon Rock

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$23.00

Tired: regular weight tees. Wired: PREMIUM weight tees.

The Premium Weight Long-Sleeve Crew – Heather Navy

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$28.00

… and their long-sleeve counterparts! 

The 365 Fleece Hoodie – Heather Grey

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$42.00

It’s called the “365” hoodie for a reason: you’ll want to wear it every single day. (Get it? Cool, just checking.) 

The Chore Overshirt – Dark Navy

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$45.00

This is one chore I’m happy to do. (I’m here all week, folks.)

The Slim Fit Jean – Washed Black

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$48.00

Your new favorite pair of pants, now in a perfectly washed-out shade of black. 

The Corduroy Slim Pant – Navy

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$48.00

If navy’s more your speed, I’ve got you covered too, my guy: Try these bad boys out for size. 

The Trainer – Navy Nubuck

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$59.00

A perfect all-purpose trainer with hints of nubuck so buttery you’ll want to slather them over toast. 

The ReCashmere Crew – Heathered Spruce

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$64.00

Oh you fancy, huh? 

The Tri-Twist Sweater – Dark Grey Melange

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$78.00

Referring to literally anything at all as “melange” is always a huge vibe in my book. 

The Merino Ski Sweater – Heather Charcoal

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$102.00

Who says owning a statement sweater isn’t a personality trait? 

Avidan Grossman is the Style eCommerce Editor at Esquire, covering men’s fashion, shoes, grooming, and accessories.

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Source : Esquire